親蜜愛人~ 劈腿族中英文PK

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Lady513

 

 

 2014年 2月 14日 

今天元宵情人節



怎麼2節在一起




害我今天忙到翻




這兒Call機那裡叫




要與愛人逛花燈



要與情人渡良宵


 
如何安排費心機




一擺東來一擺西

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銀河在中我兩頭




跑來跑去我累翻




原來2節在一起 : 累翻~~



~~ 劈腿族今日感言



 

~~ 今天我很忙 




Busy~ Busy~ 你懂ㄇ...


 


                          

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劈腿族英文PK
  P:  You are Ken? 
  G:  Ya He's Ken. 
  K:  That's right. 
  P:  What do you want? 
  M: What do you mean?What do you want? 
  K:  why do you get involved between us? 
  P:  Your realationship if so good
       it wouldn't be so easy for me to get involved. 

  K:  What th B~~~! You son of B~~~! 
  P:  Why don't you leave her and break up and let her go? 
  K:  Why do I have to leave her? Why not you leave her? 
  D:  Keep on... 
  P:  Why do I have to leave her?
        I just meet the right girl on the wrong time. 

     Why don't you leave her? 
  K:  What the... I met this girl first!
        I saw her first! Why Don't you leave her? 

    You think you are tall. You think you are Michael Jorden. 
    I'm short short but I'm strong. In my mind, I am taller than you.... 
    Talk to my hand...'cause th face I don't want to see you anymore. 
    You don't know me. You don't know about my life!!! 
  K:  Carefullly! Listen! Lesson One... 
  D:  Carefullly! 
  G:  To me... 
  K:  Listen to me carefully OK!
       I met this girl first.... I am no matter why. 

    I'm not going to leave her ... 
    Even though she... want to be with us both It doesn't matter! 
    
I'm going to stand by her all the time.
       I'm never going to give up!   (Kiss^.^) 

  P:  What are you doing? Why do you looking at him?
        Just hurry just make up your mind! 

  K:  You go home and learn some Chinese damn it!
       金剛戰士550



 劈腿族: 我~ 強很大~ 馬力

 MARY: 三人行必有我師
 


 

 ABC男 P: 你是KEN ?
 旁人D: 是他
 台男KEN:
 P: 你做什麼? 要幹舍?
 M:
蝦米意思? 什麼幹什麼?
 KEN:
你為何介入我和我馬子?
 P:
如你們感情夠親蜜, 我很難介入~
 KEN:
什麼, 媽的~
 P:
你為何不乾脆點, 讓她走?
 KEN:
為何要我退出, 而不是你退出?
 D:
繼續~
 P:
為什麼要我退出
    我只是在不對的時間遇見對的女孩, 為何不是你滾?
 KEN: 是
我先認識她, 為什麼不是你滾
    你以為你長的有多高, 你以為你是 "邁可喬丹" ..
    我雖短小但內心精幹, 我心高過於你~
    講真的 "其實我不想再鳥你 " 
    你也不必 "不爽" , 無需 "淡定" 我生活!!
 KEN: 我
先給你上一課, 給我小心點~
 D:
小心點
 G: 對我...
 KEN:
給我聽仔細~ OK ! 
    是我先認織我馬子, 我無法離開她, 也不打算離開她~
    甚至她要三人行, 我也無所謂! 
    我要捍衛愛情, 永不放棄 ( Kiss^.^)
 P:
你要幹嘛? 你為什麼一直瞄他?你只是"慌以遮心" ~
 KEN:
你還是回家去惡補那該死的中文
....

 

 MARY: Why don't both of you leave her?
       And try to find the other girl !

       Go! 掰了~ 散了~ 舊的不去, 新的不來~
       天涯何處無芳草
!!

                      

 

 
 



劈腿族英文PK 取自 阿KEN Blog


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